While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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