Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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