woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
