The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
