But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Drunk is a universal language darling
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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