I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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