WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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