Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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