jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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