Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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