Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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