Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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