That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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