Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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