And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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