I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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