He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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