he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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