Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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