I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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