Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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