I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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