we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you would pick up someone in the library
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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