i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Come see our sink grown plant.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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