Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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