I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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