So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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