It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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