i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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