You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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