Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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