Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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