What a fucking waste of an outfit
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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