Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
