sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The air was thick with penises
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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