I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You may now shotgun with the bride
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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