Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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