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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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