Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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