Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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