Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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