we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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