I murdered the dance floor call the cops
tell your sister to shave her snatch
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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