Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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