I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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