girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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