Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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