why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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