you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
No subtext here. People are naked.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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