I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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