Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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