i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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