then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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