we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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