A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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