Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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